John Lewis is Junk! Lyrics

So we brought a cooker from John Lewis,

Thinkin’ they would be reliable.

Turns out the’re only 1 star on TrustPilot.

And we regret that decision now.

 

Turns out we’re not the only ones,

Been happenin’ to people far and wide.

No delivery, no call,

No communication at all!

 

AND I’M FED UP! (I’m fed up!)

BIG COMPANY GONE WRONG

NOW COME ON JL

THIS IS JUNK!

 

(drums)

 

THIS IS JUNK,

OH, THIS IS JUNK!

AND WE’VE HAD NO LUCK! (Had no luck!)

THIS IS JUNK,

YEAH, THIS IS JUNK!

CUSTOMER SERVICE SAT ON IT’S BUM!

(x2)

 

I’ve been looking at the reviews,

And I’m startin’ to get confused!

What happen’d to this big company?

I’m begging on my knees…

For answers,

(higher) For answers!

What’s gone wrong?

 

CAUSE THIS IS JUNK,

OH, THIS IS JUNK!

AND WE’VE HAD NO LUCK! (Had no luck!)

THIS IS JUNK,

YEAH, THIS IS JUNK!

CUSTOMER SERVICE SAT ON IT’S BUM!

(x2)

 

Had the delivery today,

Or so we thought!

Came and said we bought the wrong one,

But we got the right one, oh come on!

Why did they say we didn’t?

When he had the order right infront of him,

Wanna chuck John Lewis in the bin!

(drum solo)

One, Two Three, GO!

 

(rock feeling)

THIS IS JUNK,

OH, THIS IS JUNK!

AND WE’VE HAD NO LUCK! (Had no luck)

THIS IS JUNK,

YEAH, THIS IS JUNK!

CUSTOMER SERVICE SAT ON IT’S BUM!

(x2)

 

Been on call for 8 hours,

I’m startin’ to get a bit sour.

Come on John Lewis,

This is startin’ to get a-bis (drums) -mal

 

ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!!!!

 

(rock feeling)

THIS IS JUNK,

OH, THIS IS JUNK!

AND WE’VE HAD NO LUCK! (Had no luck!)

THIS IS JUNK,

YEAH, THIS IS JUNK!

CUSTOMER SERVICE SAT ON IT’S BUM!

 

[Spoken] Get the message John Lewis, your customer service is junk!

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